Story of My Life

“Mark. Mark! Hey, Mark!”

*sigh* “Yes, Dustin?”

“Now that Wardo’s gone, can we watch Jurassic Park again?”

“Not again, Dustin.”

“Pleeeease, Mark? Pretty please with sugar on top and a big dollop of cream and fudge sauce and chocolate sprinkles and a cherry….Now I’m hungry. Can we go get sundaes, Mark?”

“Leave me alone, Dustin.”

“But Mark, the velociraptors and ice-cream goodness await us! Mark! Mark! Maaaaark!”

“I fucking hate you, Dustin.”

(profoundrice)

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